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The Illustrated Wrinklies Wit Wisdom

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ISBN: 9781853756078
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'As you read it you think it can't get any better...but it does. A real feast.' - Barry Cryer 'We can all recognise ourselves in Wrinklies' Wit & Wisdom. Read it, enjoy it, and have a good laugh.' - June Whitfield Old is the new young! Grey is the new black! Rocking chairs are the new rock 'n' roll! Saga-louts are the new lager-louts! This sparkling collection of wrinklie wit and wisdom is proof-positive that the stereotypes of knitting grannies and doddering granddads just aren't true anymore - if, indeed, they ever were. Senior citizens are not going gentle into that good night. They're still out there, living life to the full, taking on new challenges and showing us how to grow old disgracefully. It's all in here: life, love, the universe, and Viagra. Coffin-dodgers will find lots of laughs, inspiration and 'Yes, that's me!' moments, and whippersnappers who are still some way off the free bus-pass can pick up lots of valuable tips on how to cope when the inevitable happens. Because as Maurice Chevalier said, 'Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.'

More Illustrated Wrinklie S Wit And Wisdom

Autor: Allison Vale
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ISBN: 9781853756917
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Carlton's best-selling series of Wrinklies books continues with this, the second illustrated outing. First there was Wrinklies' Wit & Wisdom, then came the Wrinklies' Joke Book, and now Illustrated Wrinklies' Wit & Wisdom. Page after page of humorous quotations and funny photographs to match make this book the perfect gift for the 'oldies' in your life! 'Getting older is a fascinating thing. The older you get, the older you want to get. ' Keith Richards 'Who cares? Let's get it out there, while it lasts. At 70, I'll be throwing them over my shoulders.' Catherine Zeta Jones referring to her topless photos You could have the best sex of your life in your 60s and 70s¿ if you never had sex until you were 60 or 70. Nora Ephron

Happy Birthday Grandma

Autor: Summersdale
Publisher: Summersdale Pub Limited
ISBN: 9781849532808
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Here's a series of fun and aff ectionate books packed with playful poems, sweet thoughts and cheeky but loving illustrations that willshow someone close to you just how much you care on their birthday.

Keep Your Brain Sharp Teach Yourself

Autor: Simon Wootton
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1444129503
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Do you forget things easily? Are you worried that you're losing your mental edge? Don't be! Keep Your Brain Sharp will prove that, in fact, your mature brain is bigger and better than ever, and it will give you hundreds of diverting puzzles, games, tests and exercises to keep it that way. It explodes the myths about old age and mental decline, explains why you get better when you get older and gives you a set of great mental workouts in a brain-boosting bible ideal for you if you think your best intellectual achievements may well lie ahead. NOT GOT MUCH TIME? One, five and ten-minute introductions to key principles to get you started. AUTHOR INSIGHTS Lots of instant help with common problems and quick tips for success, based on the authors' many years of experience. TEST YOURSELF Tests in the book and online to keep track of your progress. EXTEND YOUR KNOWLEDGE Extra online articles at www.teachyourself.com to give you a richer understanding of how to keep your brain sharp. FIVE THINGS TO REMEMBER Quick refreshers to help you remember the key facts. TRY THIS Innovative exercises illustrate what you've learnt and how to use it.

How To Boil A Flamingo

Autor: Allison Vale
Publisher: Prion Books
ISBN: 9781853756061
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An elegant tome fit for all ladies, this volume provides necessary advice, wisdom, and guidance on the essential art of being a lady. For those unfortunate enough not to be a lady by birth, authors Allison Vale and Alison Rattle offer the assembled wisdom of generations of women for the benefit of such poor lost souls. They suggest that after a perusal of the pages herein, and with practice and dedication, anyone can conduct themselves with elegance and poise—a term at a Swiss finishing school is no longer key to becoming a real lady and attracting the eye of a gentleman. From essential bedroom conduct (How to avoid the parental consequences of marital relations), to the aesthetic (How to enhance the profile of your nose), the necessary (How to hire a lady in waiting or identify a witch), and the bizarre (Enjoy the "Indian weed" with propriety), this is an essential purchase for all aspiring young ladies.

Delphi Complete Works Of Edward Bulwer Lytton Illustrated

Autor: Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Publisher: Delphi Classics
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Edward Bulwer-Lytton was an immensely popular Victorian novelist, whose bestselling novels earned him a considerable fortune. This comprehensive eBook presents the complete fictional works of Edward Bulwer-Lytton, with numerous illustrations, rare texts appearing in digital print for the first time, informative introductions and the usual Delphi bonus material. (Version 1) * Beautifully illustrated with images relating to Bulwer-Lytton’s life and works * Concise introductions to the novels and other texts * ALL 29 novels, with individual contents tables * The rare unfinished novel LIONEL HASTINGS is available in no other digital collection * Images of how the books were first printed, giving your eReader a taste of the Victorian texts * Excellent formatting of the texts * Special chronological and alphabetical contents tables for the poetry and the short stories * Easily locate the poems or short stories you want to read * Includes Bulwer-Lytton’s complete short stories, with all the obscure tales published in magazines – appearing here for the first time in digital print * Features Thompson Cooper’s important biography on the author, first time in digital print - discover Bulwer-Lytton’s literary life * A selection of non-fiction works * Scholarly ordering of texts into chronological order and literary genres Please visit www.delphiclassics.com to browse through our range of exciting titles CONTENTS: The Novels FALKLAND PELHAM THE DISOWNED DEVEREUX PAUL CLIFFORD EUGENE ARAM GODOLPHIN THE LAST DAYS OF POMPEII THE PILGRIMS OF THE RHINE RIENZI, THE LAST OF THE ROMAN TRIBUNES ERNEST MALTRAVERS ALICE LEILA CALDERON, THE COURTIER ZICCI NIGHT AND MORNING ZANONI THE LAST OF THE BARONS LUCRETIA HAROLD, THE LAST OF THE SAXONS THE CAXTONS MY NOVEL WHAT WILL HE DO WITH IT? A STRANGE STORY THE COMING RACE KENELM CHILLINGLY THE PARISIENS PAUSANIAS LIONEL HASTINGS The Shorter Fiction CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE KNIGHT’S QUARTERLY MAGAZINE THE STUDENT TALES FROM MISCELLANEOUS PERIODICALS The Short Stories LIST OF SHORT STORIES IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER LIST OF SHORT STORIES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER The Play THE LADY OF LYONS The Poetry LIST OF POEMS LIST OF POEMS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER The Non-Fiction ATHENS: ITS RISE AND FALL THE FALLEN STAR A DISSERTATION ON THE ORIGIN OF EVIL TOMLINSONIANA The Biography LORD LYTTON: A BIOGRAPHY by Thompson Cooper Please visit www.delphiclassics.com to browse through our range of exciting titles